SIAS Boat Party 2025

About the Social Event

🏴☠️🌊 Ahoy, Matey! You’re Invited to a Boat Bash Beneath the Waves! 🐚🐠

Your expected present value of excitement just shot above the baseline — it’s time for the annual 2025 SIAS Boat Party!

Join us for a swashbuckling good time as we set sail for an epic Under the Sea & Pirate Party on the high seas! Whether you’re a mystical mermaid, daring pirate, or a creature from the deep, come dressed in your oceanic best and ready to party!

⌚ Boarding Opens 18:30 - Temple Pier

⛵ Cast off 19:00 sharp - Late arrivals face a 100% probability of missing the boat!

⛱️ Back to Shore 23:00...

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🎯 Why Your Utility Function Loves This Party

• Diversified Risk Pool of Fun – food, free-flowing grog, and chart-topping tunes all bundled into one asset-backed cruise down the Thames.

• Costume-Linked Bonus – the best-dressed earn treasure-chest prizes (actuarially fair, but skewed toward creativity).

• After-Party Continuation Option – exercise your right (but not the obligation) to keep the night in force long after we dock.

👢 Risk Management Reminder

Even swashbucklers need sensible footwear on deck – we’re here to make waves, not loss claims.

🤔 Questions?

Email social@sias.org.uk and we’ll smooth any turbulence in your seafaring path.

As always, we have an after-party lined up after the boat party so you can keep the night going! So weigh anchor, load up your costume, and come calculate the probability of a whale of a time. We’re forecasting a 99.5th-percentile party! Sea you there, if ye dare… ⚓️🏝️

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